Yes, I am talking about a BMW. Specifically, a BMW X5 E53 4.4i. After crashing it, the owner decided to give it to the guys from FMU (Fluid Motor Union) to patch it up.
Unfortunately he had to abandon the vehicle (his loss) on the hands of the FMU. Stuck with it, they decided to go nuts and really tune it up. They called it Project X.
They put huge wheels on the beast, with appropriately big tires. The tires even have bones and skulls designs over them. The ground clearance was also improved by 25 to 50mm thanks to their very own home made lift kit. There is also a new stainless steel exhaust system able to spit out flames (in case someone tailgates you).
FMU put a spare tire for the BMW X5 on the roof after installing a rack. A bull bar was also deemed necessary, possibly for ramming any that don’t behave in traffic. To top off the menacing looks of their project, they clad it in matte Field Grey paint. It goes without saying it found a new home rather easy.